sithhappen:

with rage as red as blood

and a heart as black as night

(Source: erchomaih, via rubyylekill)

men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
maptitude1:

This map, by Kenneth Field, shows the areas of Europe that the Proclaimers might reach if they carried out their mission to walk 500 miles (and 500 more) as described in the song “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”

maptitude1:

This map, by Kenneth Field, shows the areas of Europe that the Proclaimers might reach if they carried out their mission to walk 500 miles (and 500 more) as described in the song “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”

(via miodizloto)

agentlemanandasavage:

britishbulldog66:

Just seeing you in your stockings and heels,I just had to bend you over and fuck you hard

Gentleman Savage

agentlemanandasavage:

britishbulldog66:

Just seeing you in your stockings and heels,I just had to bend you over and fuck you hard

Gentleman Savage

(via nutmegkitten)

Your nudes are safe with me.

Ran for my train like a fanny and it’s late! Damn you scotrail!

bodyinab0x:

I still can’t sleep so I’ve been playing 2048 & it’s driving me insane cause I can’t do it.

Least you will not be as bad as me when I play Crash!

Someone come and sit on my face! Thank you very much!