I had weird dream last night!

I was next to the sea on rocks with my mum and dad. My dad was talking about getting new bike cause old one was fucked. Then I went away to take a crap in the sea as you do lol. Then I saw a crocodile and I told my parents put they never got got out the water. Then the crocodile went for my mum so I throw nail clippers at it so would come after me and it did but before it bite my leg off I woke up lol 

Who the fuck throws nail clippers at crocodile?! haha